Pinch Night- Blog It!

Jack: Dad, you have to blog this: Maggie said "It's as black as pinch night."

Dad: I think the fact that you said "blog this" is what I need to blog.

upholding an ancient tradition

Burping?

Maggie was telling me about church this morning.  At one point, she said; "I was so happy I almost burped in my pants."

"Burped in your pants?  How do you do that?"

"Thh."