Between Maggie and Mom ....
"Mom! I have a ga-dee-ya (good idea)!"
"When Roy and Carla (neighbors) come back with their vee-a-ku (vehicle), we can visit them!"
"Toe-let" (with a very subtle "t") = toilet to Maggie.
I kissed Maggie one night after they'd gone to bed. She wasn't completely asleep yet, and jerked away saying; "Jack don't!"
Jack is playing with his paddleball off the side of his bed.
"Mom, I caught a bass!" (Apparently, he's pretending to fish, so mom makes necessary comments, oohs and ahs.)
"We're playing catch!", says Maggie.
Hmmm, they're playing catch with fish. Maybe I should check this out.
Someone named Ted Bearth is running for County Commissioner in our district. Jack saw a sign in someone's yard. He said; "Mom, I know there's a baby in this house."
"Yeah, see - it says 'Ted Bearth' (birth)."